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A few new messages for robotfindskitten. Enjoy. :)

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git-svn-id: svn://svn.rockbox.org/rockbox/trunk@19421 a1c6a512-1295-4272-9138-f99709370657
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Robert Menes 2008-12-13 15:57:58 +00:00
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@ -60,6 +60,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?", "Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?",
"A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.", "A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.",
"Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).", "Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).",
"A shameless plug for Rockbox: http://www.rockbox.org",
"A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.", "A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.",
"A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.", "A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.",
"ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!", "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!",
@ -81,6 +82,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.", "A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.",
"It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter.", "It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter.",
"Just a pincushion.", "Just a pincushion.",
"Oh hey, you're not Llorean!",
"It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.", "It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.",
"\"Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...\"", "\"Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...\"",
"It's just an object.", "It's just an object.",
@ -102,6 +104,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.", "An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.",
"An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.", "An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.",
"It's a black hole. Don't fall in!", "It's a black hole. Don't fall in!",
"It's a Toshiba MK8022GAA hard drive, untested, as-is.",
"Just a big brick wall.", "Just a big brick wall.",
"You found kitten! No, just kidding.", "You found kitten! No, just kidding.",
"Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.", "Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.",
@ -122,6 +125,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"A helicopter has crashed here.", "A helicopter has crashed here.",
"Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear.", "Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear.",
"A patch of mushrooms grows here.", "A patch of mushrooms grows here.",
"It's a song by Kraftwerk, all about robots."
"A patch of grape jelly grows here.", "A patch of grape jelly grows here.",
"A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!", "A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!",
"A geyser sprays water high into the air.", "A geyser sprays water high into the air.",
@ -163,6 +167,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.", "This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.",
"A trash compactor, compacting away.", "A trash compactor, compacting away.",
"This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!", "This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!",
"A capsaicin molecule.",
"It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.", "It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.",
"This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.", "This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.",
"This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D.", "This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D.",
@ -218,6 +223,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"Ne'er but a potted plant.", "Ne'er but a potted plant.",
"A parrot, kipping on its back.", "A parrot, kipping on its back.",
"A forgotten telephone switchboard.", "A forgotten telephone switchboard.",
"It's a trio of Swedish hackers. They seem to be busy with that MP3 player.",
"A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.", "A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.",
"It's an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there.", "It's an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there.",
"It's a portable hole. A sign reads: \"Closed for the winter\".", "It's a portable hole. A sign reads: \"Closed for the winter\".",
@ -233,6 +239,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"Here's Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead.", "Here's Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead.",
"\"Blup, blup, blup\", says the mud pot.", "\"Blup, blup, blup\", says the mud pot.",
"More grist for the mill.", "More grist for the mill.",
"Cory Doctorow's hot air balloon is tethered here."
"Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs.", "Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs.",
"The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.", "The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.",
"It's \"Finding kitten\", published by O'Reilly and Associates.", "It's \"Finding kitten\", published by O'Reilly and Associates.",
@ -254,6 +261,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.", "It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.",
"It is a cloud shaped like an ox.", "It is a cloud shaped like an ox.",
"You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.", "You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.",
"It's 91 yards of twine.",
"It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.", "It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.",
"Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here.", "Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here.",
"It's a copy of \"Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance\".", "It's a copy of \"Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance\".",
@ -273,6 +281,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"It's a rotten old shoe.", "It's a rotten old shoe.",
"It's a hundred-dollar bill.", "It's a hundred-dollar bill.",
"It's a Dvorak keyboard.", "It's a Dvorak keyboard.",
"It's Bender, the loveable kleptomaniac robot! \"Bite my shiny metal ass!\"",
"It's a cardboard box full of 8-tracks.", "It's a cardboard box full of 8-tracks.",
"Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork.", "Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork.",
"A broken metronome sits here, it's needle off to one side.", "A broken metronome sits here, it's needle off to one side.",
@ -317,6 +326,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era.", "A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era.",
"A hollow voice says \"Plugh\".", "A hollow voice says \"Plugh\".",
"A knight who says \"Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"", "A knight who says \"Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"",
"The secret meeting place of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus.",
"A neural net -- maybe it's trying to recognize kitten.", "A neural net -- maybe it's trying to recognize kitten.",
"A screwdriver.", "A screwdriver.",
"A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany.", "A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany.",
@ -356,6 +366,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"A copy of DeCSS. They're a dime a dozen these days.", "A copy of DeCSS. They're a dime a dozen these days.",
"A demonic voice proclaims \"There is no kitten, only Zuul\". You flee.", "A demonic voice proclaims \"There is no kitten, only Zuul\". You flee.",
"A lotus. You make an interesting pair.", "A lotus. You make an interesting pair.",
"It's the missing 24 seconds of \"Monty Python and the Holy Grail\".",
"A milk carton, with a black and white picture of kitten on the side.", "A milk carton, with a black and white picture of kitten on the side.",
"Any ordinary robot could see from a mile away that this wasn't kitten.", "Any ordinary robot could see from a mile away that this wasn't kitten.",
"A stegosaurus, escaped from the stegosaurusfindsrobot game. It finds you.", "A stegosaurus, escaped from the stegosaurusfindsrobot game. It finds you.",