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A few new messages for robotfindskitten. Enjoy. :)
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"Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?",
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"A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.",
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"Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).",
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"A shameless plug for Rockbox: http://www.rockbox.org",
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"A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.",
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"A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.",
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"ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!",
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"A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.",
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"It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter.",
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"Just a pincushion.",
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"Oh hey, you're not Llorean!",
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"It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.",
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"\"Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...\"",
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"It's just an object.",
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"An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.",
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"An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.",
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"It's a black hole. Don't fall in!",
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"It's a Toshiba MK8022GAA hard drive, untested, as-is.",
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"Just a big brick wall.",
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"You found kitten! No, just kidding.",
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"Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.",
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"A helicopter has crashed here.",
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"Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear.",
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"A patch of mushrooms grows here.",
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"It's a song by Kraftwerk, all about robots."
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"A patch of grape jelly grows here.",
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"A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!",
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"A geyser sprays water high into the air.",
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"This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.",
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"A trash compactor, compacting away.",
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"This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!",
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"A capsaicin molecule.",
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"It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.",
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"This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.",
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"This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D.",
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"Ne'er but a potted plant.",
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"A parrot, kipping on its back.",
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"A forgotten telephone switchboard.",
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"It's a trio of Swedish hackers. They seem to be busy with that MP3 player.",
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"A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.",
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"It's an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there.",
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"It's a portable hole. A sign reads: \"Closed for the winter\".",
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"Here's Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead.",
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"\"Blup, blup, blup\", says the mud pot.",
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"More grist for the mill.",
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"Cory Doctorow's hot air balloon is tethered here."
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"Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs.",
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"The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.",
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"It's \"Finding kitten\", published by O'Reilly and Associates.",
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"It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.",
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"It is a cloud shaped like an ox.",
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"You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.",
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"It's 91 yards of twine.",
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"It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.",
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"Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here.",
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"It's a copy of \"Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance\".",
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"It's a rotten old shoe.",
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"It's a hundred-dollar bill.",
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"It's a Dvorak keyboard.",
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"It's Bender, the loveable kleptomaniac robot! \"Bite my shiny metal ass!\"",
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"It's a cardboard box full of 8-tracks.",
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"Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork.",
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"A broken metronome sits here, it's needle off to one side.",
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"A compendium of haiku about metals.",
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"A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era.",
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"A hollow voice says \"Plugh\".",
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"A knight who says \"Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"",
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"A knight who says \"Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"",
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"The secret meeting place of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus.",
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"A neural net -- maybe it's trying to recognize kitten.",
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"A screwdriver.",
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"A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany.",
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"A copy of DeCSS. They're a dime a dozen these days.",
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"A demonic voice proclaims \"There is no kitten, only Zuul\". You flee.",
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"A lotus. You make an interesting pair.",
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"It's the missing 24 seconds of \"Monty Python and the Holy Grail\".",
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"A milk carton, with a black and white picture of kitten on the side.",
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"Any ordinary robot could see from a mile away that this wasn't kitten.",
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"A stegosaurus, escaped from the stegosaurusfindsrobot game. It finds you.",
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