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A few new messages for robotfindskitten. Enjoy. :)

git-svn-id: svn://svn.rockbox.org/rockbox/trunk@19421 a1c6a512-1295-4272-9138-f99709370657
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Robert Menes 2008-12-13 15:57:58 +00:00
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@ -60,6 +60,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?",
"A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.",
"Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).",
"A shameless plug for Rockbox: http://www.rockbox.org",
"A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.",
"A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.",
"ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!",
@ -81,6 +82,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.",
"It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter.",
"Just a pincushion.",
"Oh hey, you're not Llorean!",
"It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.",
"\"Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...\"",
"It's just an object.",
@ -102,6 +104,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.",
"An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.",
"It's a black hole. Don't fall in!",
"It's a Toshiba MK8022GAA hard drive, untested, as-is.",
"Just a big brick wall.",
"You found kitten! No, just kidding.",
"Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.",
@ -122,6 +125,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"A helicopter has crashed here.",
"Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear.",
"A patch of mushrooms grows here.",
"It's a song by Kraftwerk, all about robots."
"A patch of grape jelly grows here.",
"A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!",
"A geyser sprays water high into the air.",
@ -163,6 +167,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.",
"A trash compactor, compacting away.",
"This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!",
"A capsaicin molecule.",
"It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.",
"This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.",
"This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D.",
@ -218,6 +223,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"Ne'er but a potted plant.",
"A parrot, kipping on its back.",
"A forgotten telephone switchboard.",
"It's a trio of Swedish hackers. They seem to be busy with that MP3 player.",
"A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.",
"It's an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there.",
"It's a portable hole. A sign reads: \"Closed for the winter\".",
@ -233,6 +239,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"Here's Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead.",
"\"Blup, blup, blup\", says the mud pot.",
"More grist for the mill.",
"Cory Doctorow's hot air balloon is tethered here."
"Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs.",
"The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.",
"It's \"Finding kitten\", published by O'Reilly and Associates.",
@ -254,6 +261,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.",
"It is a cloud shaped like an ox.",
"You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.",
"It's 91 yards of twine.",
"It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.",
"Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here.",
"It's a copy of \"Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance\".",
@ -273,6 +281,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"It's a rotten old shoe.",
"It's a hundred-dollar bill.",
"It's a Dvorak keyboard.",
"It's Bender, the loveable kleptomaniac robot! \"Bite my shiny metal ass!\"",
"It's a cardboard box full of 8-tracks.",
"Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork.",
"A broken metronome sits here, it's needle off to one side.",
@ -316,7 +325,8 @@ static char* messages[] =
"A compendium of haiku about metals.",
"A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era.",
"A hollow voice says \"Plugh\".",
"A knight who says \"Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"",
"A knight who says \"Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"",
"The secret meeting place of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus.",
"A neural net -- maybe it's trying to recognize kitten.",
"A screwdriver.",
"A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany.",
@ -356,6 +366,7 @@ static char* messages[] =
"A copy of DeCSS. They're a dime a dozen these days.",
"A demonic voice proclaims \"There is no kitten, only Zuul\". You flee.",
"A lotus. You make an interesting pair.",
"It's the missing 24 seconds of \"Monty Python and the Holy Grail\".",
"A milk carton, with a black and white picture of kitten on the side.",
"Any ordinary robot could see from a mile away that this wasn't kitten.",
"A stegosaurus, escaped from the stegosaurusfindsrobot game. It finds you.",